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(no subject) [May. 20th, 2006|11:04 am]
Because angst is more important than oxygen
woecase
I HAVE NO SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!11eleventyone.

Not that that's a bad thing, but it just felt like someone should make a screaming, agonized, echoing cry down the gloomy halls of woedom just because we haven't had any of those in a while.

Uhhhh... so yeah.

I HAVE NO... uhh, strawberries?

D:
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FAMILY SUCK [Feb. 20th, 2006|08:06 pm]
Because angst is more important than oxygen
woeshahni
[Current Mood |depresseddepressed]

WOES!!. I happen to be so perfect that people have to say shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit about me!!!. You know, especially my drama queen family that SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS. And they call and tell my family shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

I don't do drugs!! I don't drink!! I DON'T SMOKE!!! I don't like my family's men!!! I srsly think I'm better single!! OMG, I like books and the intarweb more than human beings!!! OMG, i DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK!!!111!!

.... wait, don't that make me a good person?? HWAT THE HELL ARE PPL COMPLAINING'S ABOUT?!?!?!

STFU, bitch. I hate you right back!!!! D: D: D:

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES. D:
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(no subject) [Jan. 9th, 2006|02:41 pm]
Because angst is more important than oxygen
woereno
STOP. STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP! I DON'T WHIMPER AND I DON'T BEG! I DON'T HAVE A SECRET DESIRE TO BE VIOLATED BY EVERY GUY I MEET! (Can't I ask someone for the damn time without being suddenly paired up with them with me inevitably "uke"?)

And fuck, people, I'm capable of relationships! Yeah, so they won't be all happy and fluffy and... normal and shit, but what the fuck is all this shit about me being Rufus's bitch or slave or someshit? I ever do that, ever think what the HELL it would be like at work? What the fuck makes you think I'd be -anyone's- bitch in the first fuckin' place?

I HAVE A FUCKIN' PERSONALITY BESIDES OH-FUCK-ME-HARDER! IT'D BE NICE IF PEOPLE FUCKIN' ACKNOWLEDGED THAT ONCE IN A WHILE!

Tch. Bitches.
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(no subject) [Jan. 3rd, 2006|10:08 am]
Because angst is more important than oxygen
woecloud
*looks around, then bursts into tears* There are others like me! I'm not the only angst whore around here!
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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2005|03:58 pm]
Because angst is more important than oxygen
woerufus
I'M NOT A WOMAN NAMED ANNA!!!

D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:
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(no subject) [Dec. 6th, 2005|06:10 am]
Because angst is more important than oxygen
woemuffin
LJ hasn't been emailing me comments and community requests regularly. How am I supposed to woe efficiently if LJ isn't working properly?!?

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(no subject) [Nov. 26th, 2005|05:00 pm]
Because angst is more important than oxygen
woecase
I CAN'T TELL WHETHER OR NOT I'M SUPPOSED TO PITY MYSELF!!!!11

AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT IF I AM!!!!!111!11

Uhh, here's a haiku I wrote...

Uh, blood, death, darkness
Are kinda really boring
Uh, I mean they're great


Dammit!!1!

I fail at emo. Maybe I should carry around onions in case I need to cry.

EDIT: SJRHGSKJTHGkjhkjgh my old clingy almost-stalker ex-boyfriend is still in love with me!!11 WHY AM I SO LOVED!?!?

WOES D:

No, but seriously. I have no idea what the hell to do.
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RUE THE DAY! [Nov. 23rd, 2005|02:18 am]
Because angst is more important than oxygen

woehojo
No one knows the height of my genius! I live in Gast's shadow even long after his miserably absentminded and moronic life ended.. WHICH I SNUFFED WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS!

The people on this planet make my innards churn with their disgusting idiocies... WHY AM I THE ONLY INTELIGENT BEING!? Are you all completely blind!? Or are you too busy throwing me into depraved and debauched situations with Number 13 Red, random Tentacle beasts, my own Dearest GODDESS Jenova... or god forbid that deplorable mongrel of ShinRa's pathetic Turks, Valentine!?

The whole world should be kneeling at MY FEET... not that ungrateful son of mine, Sephiroth's... I MADE HIM! HE ORIGINATED FROM HERE! *gestures to his crotch*

And as if that were not bad enough... that blue suited monkey STILL pines after MY DEAD WIFE! And is oh so blatantly 'mistaken' as Sephiroth's father!? HA! That walking biohazard couldn't knock off a bulls-eye, let alone knock-up MY WIFE!

OH and just for your information, if it was not completely screwed into your eye sockets... I'M CHARMING. Yes, I'm ShinRa’s own Office Casanova.. The women at Costa Del Sol FLOCK TO ME!

My personality makes up for this hideous DENT in my forehead, the hunch on my back, my sickly anemic body, my greasy hair..... Correct..?

I'm beginning to hate myself alittle MORE....

Yet I hate You most of all, Valentine! You ruined it! You just couldn’t keep your rotting little nose out of it could you!? It's your fault They're ::all:: dead!!

Lucrecia.. Sephiroth... Jenova... my dearests... woe...
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(no subject) [Nov. 23rd, 2005|05:20 am]
Because angst is more important than oxygen
woecase
I'M EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED!!1!11! I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO WOE CORRECTLY!!11!

Aw, crap. I sound like Squall. *cries*
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(no subject) [Nov. 23rd, 2005|01:50 am]
Because angst is more important than oxygen
woerufus
Why am I frequently portrayed as a compulsive drinker? I'm not a raging alcoholic (even though that would give me more to whine about)! And as far as I'm concerned, I'm not a man-slut! I inspire too much fear in the masses to ever have that much mindless sex! And I don't want to be cheap! Stop besmirching my reputation!

And I'm not prone to using exclamations, either! They're for people who are too weak to control their show of emotion!

These exclamations? They're exclamations of WOEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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