|RUE THE DAY!
||[Nov. 23rd, 2005|02:18 am]
Because angst is more important than oxygen
No one knows the height of my genius! I live in Gast's shadow even long after his miserably absentminded and moronic life ended.. WHICH I SNUFFED WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS! |
The people on this planet make my innards churn with their disgusting idiocies... WHY AM I THE ONLY INTELIGENT BEING!? Are you all completely blind!? Or are you too busy throwing me into depraved and debauched situations with Number 13 Red, random Tentacle beasts, my own Dearest GODDESS Jenova... or god forbid that deplorable mongrel of ShinRa's pathetic Turks, Valentine!?
The whole world should be kneeling at MY FEET... not that ungrateful son of mine, Sephiroth's... I MADE HIM! HE ORIGINATED FROM HERE! *gestures to his crotch*
And as if that were not bad enough... that blue suited monkey STILL pines after MY DEAD WIFE! And is oh so blatantly 'mistaken' as Sephiroth's father!? HA! That walking biohazard couldn't knock off a bulls-eye, let alone knock-up MY WIFE!
OH and just for your information, if it was not completely screwed into your eye sockets... I'M CHARMING. Yes, I'm ShinRa’s own Office Casanova.. The women at Costa Del Sol FLOCK TO ME!
My personality makes up for this hideous DENT in my forehead, the hunch on my back, my sickly anemic body, my greasy hair..... Correct..?
I'm beginning to hate myself alittle MORE....
Yet I hate You most of all, Valentine! You ruined it! You just couldn’t keep your rotting little nose out of it could you!? It's your fault They're ::all:: dead!!
Lucrecia.. Sephiroth... Jenova... my dearests... woe...